Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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