So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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