idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
