I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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