his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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