He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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