dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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