with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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