with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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