so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
