had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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