He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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