You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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