How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i believe in u and ur pee
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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