My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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