You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
