Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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