I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
