You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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