Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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