when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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