you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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