He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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