Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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