Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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