I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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