So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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