And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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