using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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