Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Randomize
