Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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