I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
