I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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