David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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