Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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