you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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