gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do vagina's smell?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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