i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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