ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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