Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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