New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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