Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Randomize
