with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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