Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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