I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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