found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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