sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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