I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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