And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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