can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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