google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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