C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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