she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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